Three Ways to Snog an Alien: Graham Joyce

3 ways to snog an alien:

1. Don’t
2. Don’t
3. Don’t

Druce's new girlfriend is hot, but what's with the weird behaviour, freaky parents and the super-human intelligence? And was that really a forked tongue he saw or did he imagine it? Then he meets someone on the internet who tells him that aliens have infiltrated the planet. Could Angela be an alien? Is she really trying to suck out his brains? Or are girls just more confusing than he thought?

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Three Ways to Snog an Alien
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